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WELCOME: Hello!!! My name is Katie or Kristine. But mostly Katie! I have a page in Fanfiction so you could check out my stories there. So, here's my page!!!

ME: I am crazy but insane . . . wait, isn't that the same. Never mind. I won't call myself a person. More like a ninja slash artist slash spy. Also, I'm a girl-ish. I like to read, write, sing, listen to music, and procrastinating! My siblings and I live in a house with half of my cousins that currently exist on the earth, so that means everyday is a crazy. Because if there's one day that's not a crazy one, I would say that I'm in different dimension or I better check my pulse.

WORKS: It's fairly good! Please enjoy.

ROLE IN LIFE BASED ON HETALIA:


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Personal Quotes: "For those who know all: J E R K W A D," "Mrrp," "You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place . . . sudden urge to jump? . . . I don't have it," "Art theft gave a guy an appetite," "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left must be the truth"

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A Funny Italian Joke


A bus stops and a German man, a Japanese man, and an Italian man get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The Chinese lady sitting behind is shocked when she hears one of the men say, "Emma
come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two
asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the Chinese lady indignantly. "Who wants to hear
about your sexual escapades?!?"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the Italian man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."


I'll bet you read it again! Have a great day!

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After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today..'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

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